Some Painful Facts

Hello readers,

I am a big believer in Craigslist.  I am always searching around to see what will come up.  Mainly I look at stuff on cars. 

Recently I've been branching out and looking at some of the more obscure stuff on the site.  No, that doesn't mean the personal ads...on a regular basis.

Anyway I recently noticed a link to the "best of Craigslist." I was instantly intriuged.  Users pick out which posts they think are notable and craigslist aggregates them.  There are some gems for sure.  One ad requested a side kick for a Raulliegh N.C. crime fighting team.  Another requested a topless female dungeon master for a Dungeons and Dragons bachelor party.

Then I came across one that I had to read purely out of the sick voyourism that makes you look at car crashes.  It's titled "What a vasectamy is really like." Let me tell you, he didn't leave anything out and the writing style had the flare of Tucker Max.

Here's a quick quote: "Ooooohhhhhh the snip. I could write a 2000 adjective only essay on the sensation that shot through my lower abdomen and there is not a woman on this planet that could read it and have even a slightest inkling of what I experienced in that very moment, but it only takes four words to let a brother know -- Kicked In The Balls. Not the initial contact pain like when the foot hits the ball or the balls slap the thigh or butthole, but the stomach ache fallout that follows. It's extreme nausea without the possibility of puking AND getting the wind knocked out of you without the breathing issue AND the cold sweats of a fever without the hot skin mixed with the sharp stinging sensation (and I'm assuming here) of being stabbed."

And here's the link.  I know you don't want to read more.  But you know you do.

Speaking of painful...I recently faced off with the notorious Honda lower control arm bolt siezure of death! I'll have more on that adventure later.